50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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spenceromg:

Nothing gives me more anxiety

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toakeo:

we live on the same planet as this person

toakeo:

we live on the same planet as this person

cakejam:

cakejam:

VERY NSFW!!!!!

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itsmemacleod:

thats it. we have seen everything, the world may continue to stop existing.

itsmemacleod:

thats it. we have seen everything, the world may continue to stop existing.

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

your url shows what you want most in life

taco-bell-rey:

"I loved them before they got popular"

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stability:

new olympic sport idea:

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